I accidentally burnt my hand in my quest to obtain chicken wings faster than I should get them, especially while they’re still in the oven
Idea for a two-volume book series:
- Book one: a life-affirming story about pretentious teens with superiority complexes who have experiences and give nauseatingly quotable musings on philosophy and what it means to be alive, which often involves their enjoyment of books and tea and their condescending view of the popular kids as sheep
- Book two: the same exact story, except this time it's being narrated by the teacher who has to deal with these asshole kids on a daily basis but is legally barred from saying "are you fucking kidding me" when they say some pretentious bullshit about how they prefer the smell of old books to the taste of alcohol. The teacher is re-telling the story to her friend at the bar, and her friend refuses to accept that these children could POSSIBLY be as pretentious as she makes them sound
all i did today was run and freak out and stress and freak out and stress SO MUCH STRESS I AM A SWEATY STRESSY PERSON I HATE GRAD PREP SHIT SO MUCH STRESS…..
my cat turned two today so have a picture of him at one month
HE WAS SUCH A CUTE KITTY
and current day cat
my cat has ridiculously huge poops but I still love him BIRTHDAY CAT!!!