Friday, April 18, 2014

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

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Thursday, April 17, 2014
memeguy-com:

Spring Never forget

memeguy-com:

Spring Never forget

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

I accidentally burnt my hand in my quest to obtain chicken wings faster than I should get them, especially while they’re still in the oven

ICONIC CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE 

(Source: orcses)

Monday, April 14, 2014
planet-sweetness:

hundredacre-woods:

thefault-in-your-face:

kaminaaaa:

basedgosh:

i hate canada how does this happen

"TORONTO’S BREAKING"

i literally live here

My proud home…

piece of shit asshole man

planet-sweetness:

hundredacre-woods:

thefault-in-your-face:

kaminaaaa:

basedgosh:

i hate canada how does this happen

"TORONTO’S BREAKING"

i literally live here

My proud home…

piece of shit asshole man

Idea for a two-volume book series:

  • Book one: a life-affirming story about pretentious teens with superiority complexes who have experiences and give nauseatingly quotable musings on philosophy and what it means to be alive, which often involves their enjoyment of books and tea and their condescending view of the popular kids as sheep
  • Book two: the same exact story, except this time it's being narrated by the teacher who has to deal with these asshole kids on a daily basis but is legally barred from saying "are you fucking kidding me" when they say some pretentious bullshit about how they prefer the smell of old books to the taste of alcohol. The teacher is re-telling the story to her friend at the bar, and her friend refuses to accept that these children could POSSIBLY be as pretentious as she makes them sound
Sunday, April 13, 2014
dommifox:

They’re gonna eat all the chickens…

dommifox:

They’re gonna eat all the chickens…

Saturday, April 12, 2014

cullenbloodstone:

zeekayart:

if you know each of these commercials you just might be canadian

"MOOOOM! MOOM, AIDEN CUT ME IN HALF AGAIN!!"

Friday, April 11, 2014

all i did today was run and freak out and stress and freak out and stress SO MUCH STRESS I AM A SWEATY STRESSY PERSON I HATE GRAD PREP SHIT SO MUCH STRESS….. 

Thursday, April 10, 2014

my cat turned two today so have a picture of him at one month 

HE WAS SUCH A CUTE KITTY

and current day cat
my cat has ridiculously huge poops but I still love him BIRTHDAY CAT!!!